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An Engineer's Guide to Cats
Posted by: klusmanp

Video duration: 418 seconds
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Two professional engineers illustrate the proper care and practical benefits of cats. None of the cats, humans, or engineers were mistreated in the making of this film. They were however, slightly annoyed. Song on ending credits is called "Sparky's New Bike" from Shockwave-sound.com royalty free music website.

Related: cat, cute, engineer, film, funny, humorous, kitten, kitty, short

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This is way cool!
By: salbiento. on 01 Dec 08, 18:31:42
This is way cool!

My Kitty should be ...
By: UnoSemper. on 01 Dec 08, 16:22:36
My Kitty should be awarded a Noble Peace Price for going Green. Her carbon footprint is reduced and she is a avid embassador for all cats.

Lol at 5:15 the cat ...
By: 137031137031. on 01 Dec 08, 05:59:44
Lol at 5:15 the cat sounds like a starting car

cat cocane! Haha ...
By: DisturbedkKittyKat. on 01 Dec 08, 03:50:24
cat cocane! Haha thats so funny! Cats sure do love tuna!

hah i loved the " ...
By: misterPlata. on 01 Dec 08, 02:38:01
hah i loved the "cat yodeling" part xD i burst out of laughter at that part!

Hee hee hee, I hope ...
By: Just1the2boy. on 01 Dec 08, 01:43:27
Hee hee hee, I hope you guys have significant others...that kind of hilariousness should be rewarded ;)

the chick in the ...
By: tonyvandemil. on 30 Nov 08, 22:28:10
the chick in the store is hot

Great video! I love ...
By: davidjohncooke1. on 30 Nov 08, 21:19:37
Great video! I love cats :D

hahahhaha too sick ...
By: Blaster8891. on 30 Nov 08, 20:44:46
hahahhaha too sick :)

Terrific video! ...
By: handymandy88. on 30 Nov 08, 20:24:24
Terrific video! I've used corporal cuddling successfully for years. For some strange reason the cat always comes back for more.

cat yodelling!!! LOL
By: foxgirl100. on 30 Nov 08, 17:47:04
cat yodelling!!! LOL

Very nice indeed. ...
By: joeharris1306. on 30 Nov 08, 17:29:50
Very nice indeed. Corporal cuddling and yodling ha! ha! We laughed a lot 8-)

I wish my cats ...
By: DancingMumblepegs. on 30 Nov 08, 17:16:27
I wish my cats yodeled when I hugged them. XD That was wicked funny. 5 stars!

Hello, I love your ...
By: northernangel8. on 30 Nov 08, 15:49:27
Hello, I love your video. It made me laugh hysterical. I sent the link to some of the engineers at my work and they were impressed. I just posted 18 Revolutions - Cat Chasing Tail to this video of yours. I wanted to share with you and your viewers about how my cat behaves like a dog. Happy viewing!

your cats r soooo ...
By: AxJCodeLyoko4EvaMe. on 30 Nov 08, 15:36:52
your cats r soooo cute,i have 2 cats,oh and love the yoodalling

Wonderful work! ...
By: kai1111. on 30 Nov 08, 11:36:40
Wonderful work! LOL!

LOL yoyo yodel ...
By: okbye1. on 30 Nov 08, 08:50:40
LOL yoyo yodel think tuna is smacky, try crab. Is that your grandmas place?

Just brilliant. ...
By: ArianrhodDarkwing. on 30 Nov 08, 06:30:42
Just brilliant. Thank you - so nice to know that there are guys out there who not only love cats, but can laugh at themselves.

very funny indeed! ...
By: grooveroid. on 30 Nov 08, 05:10:43
very funny indeed! good work guys..very well edited and your cats were such willing and accomodating props/actors!

That was the most ...
By: katherinefreak. on 30 Nov 08, 04:31:37
That was the most awesome thing I've seen in awhile! The only downside is... I think it gave my boyfriend ideas. He's totally going to start the cat yodelling! Damn.

ah yes, sent this ...
By: trixie898989. on 30 Nov 08, 03:46:43
ah yes, sent this to hubby, and he sent this to all his nerdy engineer coworkers, ha ha ha

whats the song at 3 ...
By: interestinganimation. on 29 Nov 08, 22:43:26
whats the song at 3:35?

Loving this!
By: LadyTwyste. on 29 Nov 08, 19:43:36
Loving this!

hahaha very funny.
By: hersheyz247. on 29 Nov 08, 16:27:59
hahaha very funny.

Cat Yodaling!!! ...
By: mushroomsrule. on 29 Nov 08, 14:02:28
Cat Yodaling!!! HAHAHA Classic :P

Bangbros - I engineer NEW SINGLE!
Posted by: pRe2k6

Video duration: 222 seconds
Global video hits: 351262

Bangbros - I engineer NEW SINGLE!

Related: bang, bangbros, bros, engineer, music, single, techno, trance

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"Alle schreiben auf ...
By: RAPandHipHopClassics. on 30 Nov 08, 08:20:49
"Alle schreiben auf deutsch, desewegen schreib ich auf schwedisch" Swedish is too easy bruv

Nei maður á ...
By: RAPandHipHopClassics. on 30 Nov 08, 08:19:03
Nei maður á íslensku, ég kann ekki skrifa á sænsku:þ Fickt diese scheiss musik btw, sie nervt

...
By: ChrissiAguilera. on 28 Nov 08, 14:51:41
BANGERLAAAAAAAANNNNNND YYYEEEEAAAAAAHHHH Bangbros sind einfach die BESTEN aller BESTEN.

everybody scream ...
By: jessyyy99. on 27 Nov 08, 19:47:01
everybody scream now!! ^^ einfach nur geil !! ;)

haha, isåfall ...
By: ekstrandtim. on 27 Nov 08, 12:39:36
haha, isåfall skriver jag också på svenska :P

ska alla skriva på ...
By: Jorkoman. on 26 Nov 08, 19:22:40
ska alla skriva på tyska skriver jag på svenska...FAN VA BRA!

leute seid ihr mit ...
By: 189md. on 14 Nov 08, 16:35:58
leute seid ihr mit macht den jumpstyle schritt-wie schlecht alta,das is so grottig^^^^^^^^^^

banger rein, hopper ...
By: scatwomens. on 13 Nov 08, 19:40:07
banger rein, hopper raus den bangbros rock the house kann mir das jemand vielleicht per icq schicken?? wäre sehr lieb 368008579

joa der alte dj ...
By: DamagerCrime. on 11 Nov 08, 21:53:27
joa der alte dj franky b hat mir gezeigt wo ich 8 oder so war wie man anlagen ins auto baut^^

@kadara007 warum ...
By: alexo19921. on 09 Nov 08, 10:05:30
@kadara007 warum hip hop,hip hop ist scheiße,scheiß hip hop,nieder mit dem mist

an alle ...
By: yyyy2222jjjj. on 04 Nov 08, 18:33:30
an alle hardstylefeierschweine musik laud hände hoch und jetzt feiern bis die cops kommen

lol allet klar ...
By: PinkPaulator89. on 04 Nov 08, 10:01:12
lol allet klar bangbros udn hip hop 4 ever ne man bist du dumm alter, bangbros is sowat von gegen alle hip hop schwuppen omg xD

bangbros and hip ...
By: Kadara007. on 03 Nov 08, 13:39:56
bangbros and hip hop 4-ever

Great music!
By: reenkod. on 02 Nov 08, 13:49:59
Great music!

du bisz ja mega ...
By: Schatzi121. on 01 Nov 08, 18:37:55
du bisz ja mega bhindert:) hopper pack auf techno!!! verpiss dich lieber;)

Don't count on me - ...
By: elgeniusz. on 30 Oct 08, 19:46:16
Don't count on me - I engineer on ev'ry move we make from here. I'll take the lead you take the pain You see I engineer this gain! Who do you think you fool when you talk about us? Why do you walk on glass when you know it cuts? There must be a reason why you put my life in ovexdrive.

dont call on me or ...
By: NixoTT. on 28 Oct 08, 23:18:41
dont call on me or dont count on me? :s

Die haben letzte ...
By: Ravenghost1990. on 24 Oct 08, 12:44:07
Die haben letzte woche im EXTRA Musicpark gespielt waren GANZ COOL :D zwar die lightshow arm aber naja da war das EXTRA dran schuld ! also DAUMEN HOCH !!!! Wer nicht hüpft ist ein HOPPA !!

Tooolll :P
By: Teresa3103. on 23 Oct 08, 21:48:31
Tooolll :P

der burner!!! leute ...
By: salz91. on 21 Oct 08, 17:34:03
der burner!!! leute seit ihr mit macht den jumpstyle schritt ^^ xDxDxD

einfach geil...mehr ...
By: s7ef4n. on 20 Oct 08, 20:09:19
einfach geil...mehr sogi net!!

und abfahrt...
By: cOproduction. on 16 Oct 08, 15:32:59
und abfahrt...

bangbros is hamma ...
By: qwertzcwalkOo. on 15 Oct 08, 18:56:02
bangbros is hamma auch wenn ich hopper bin :D einfach geil :D

hrmmm visit my ...
By: carlbee32. on 15 Oct 08, 03:36:00
hrmmm visit my profile if ur horny!

bangbros fucking ...
By: nobbyshotgun88. on 11 Oct 08, 14:16:30
bangbros fucking rule love them went to see them brosels and loved as you can see i am english get them to do a tour in the england woop woop love it

Bangbros - I Engineer (Extended Mix)
Posted by: Master1493

Video duration: 466 seconds
Global video hits: 111642

Bangbros - I Engineer (Extended Mix)

Related: bangbros, engineer, extended, i, jumpstyle, mix, techno, trance

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So Geil! bangbros ...
By: DragonStyle90. on 30 Nov 08, 19:12:06
So Geil! bangbros rules!! Wie der immer den Hiphop anmacht xD So geil! Ich hoer Hip Hop!

lol ich sprach ...
By: Exlaxl. on 26 Nov 08, 20:25:41
lol ich sprach deutsch :P mar ich bin ein HOLLANDER! (k useless post)

es gibt eine ...
By: Ursue. on 23 Nov 08, 19:25:46
es gibt eine version wo er nix sagt, die such ich wie verrückt grade D:

lol this text is ...
By: karlos2k. on 04 Nov 08, 06:20:09
lol this text is not worth learning german :-)

you can learn it :P
By: Master1493. on 02 Nov 08, 18:57:24
you can learn it :P

thanks for the ...
By: a2ainpride. on 02 Nov 08, 18:50:54
thanks for the upload, I freaking love it! Keep up the good work. If only I understood german -_-

thats so true.... i ...
By: sAk3n. on 24 Oct 08, 10:59:38
thats so true.... i hate that part as well :/

dieses scheiß ...
By: SinaLco2000. on 21 Oct 08, 12:43:06
dieses scheiß gelaber mittem in song stinkt so...oh des lied wär so gut wenn der seine fresse halten würde mit dem deutschen akzent wenn er englisch spricht -.-

Ich bien ein pferd. ...
By: MovieChilds. on 20 Oct 08, 17:28:30
Ich bien ein pferd. j'ai une cheval

Im Moment mein ...
By: TechnoBoyTobbes. on 10 Oct 08, 20:14:16
Im Moment mein Absolutes Lieblingslied..! Das was die da machen is einfach nur der Hammer..! Die rocken so die bude alla xD. Am geilste is das ja wohl, dass die immer ihre Stimmen verstellen.. Dann son scheiß labern, und nur scheiß über die scheiß musik richtung wessen Namen garnicht aussprechn darf.. H**-**p.. so nice alla

good band
By: PolDoom2002. on 05 Oct 08, 20:12:08
good band

EINFACH NUA GAIL ...
By: Pitachiu. on 01 Oct 08, 14:51:22
EINFACH NUA GAIL BANGBROS !!!!!

HEFTIG ist das ein ...
By: Muff1n1008. on 14 Sep 08, 19:48:24
HEFTIG ist das ein geeeeiiiiiler song.... Bangbros live in wildeshausen (Fun Factory) war seeeeehr geil...^^

allaaah die beste ...
By: OTTIstyler. on 04 Sep 08, 13:38:35
allaaah die beste mucke kommt von bang bros nix over die alla die brallern dia die birne zu un dazuu ....weis nich was ich sagn will die sind einfach nua qaaaaaail

samal leute sind ...
By: sapiothiss. on 29 Aug 08, 08:32:14
samal leute sind wir hier auf nem voll schwulen hip hop battle oder habt ihr euch durch die castingshows im deutschen fernsehen das gehirn weggeblasen^^ leute macht mal stimmung den hier kommt die melodie......omg i love this melodie wirf die hände in die luft :-*:-*:-* leute seid ihr mit macht den jumpstyle schritt^^ *IN LOVE*

oha ey geilstes ...
By: sapiothiss. on 21 Aug 08, 19:54:09
oha ey geilstes lied 4-eva

dies ist das beste ...
By: JustMatrix. on 14 Aug 08, 16:12:18
dies ist das beste lied ever.die machen echt gute mucke.gruß an alle jenni

das ist hammergeil. ...
By: karlos2k. on 12 Aug 08, 13:12:41
das ist hammergeil. bangbros sollten die nationalhymne remixen!!!

clap 3 times spin ...
By: never4getMomo. on 02 Aug 08, 17:45:01
clap 3 times spin aroud and say the person you want to be forever, post this on 7 pages. on saturday that person will realize how much you mean to them... you dont do this... that person will think the opposite and never want to see you again! it worked for me,just try!!!

es gibt schon geile ...
By: stalkersturmkommando. on 01 Aug 08, 11:20:52
es gibt schon geile lieder von bangbros, aber das lied ist einfach nur der hammer, sau geil

Bangbros 4ever mann
By: bobibiteit. on 28 Jul 08, 20:25:53
Bangbros 4ever mann

geil mann colles ...
By: bobibiteit. on 28 Jul 08, 20:23:14
geil mann colles lied mann GEIL JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA das is gut

Einfach der Hammer ...
By: Karaswa. on 17 Jul 08, 13:11:01
Einfach der Hammer - Bangbros !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ich als Metaller ...
By: Darkbart22. on 14 Jul 08, 19:00:03
Ich als Metaller bin gern Raver/Hardstyler xD BangBros einfach nur Geil, Vorallem des Lied:D

very nice!!
By: dikkes101. on 06 Jul 08, 21:54:37
very nice!!

$An Engineer\$

An Engineer's Guide to Voting (Ginger Cat for President)
Posted by: klusmanp

Video duration: 418 seconds
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Two engineers describe the history and importance of voting and nominate Ginger the cat for President. WARNING! Disco and mean dog content! Ending music is "Mr Tiny" purchased from royalty free music website shockwave-sound.com.

Related: cat, cats, election, engineer, funny, hilarious, kitten, kittens, parody, president, spoof, vote

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i vote ginger!
By: Corinna72. on 01 Dec 08, 20:11:28
i vote ginger!

HAHAHA i love how ...
By: PachesatsutEnulaitsu. on 01 Dec 08, 01:31:51
HAHAHA i love how you make fun of the presidential candidates....esp. with the photos, the military service, and the tuna environment. Hilarious!

You have the ...
By: ArianrhodDarkwing. on 30 Nov 08, 06:38:58
You have the world's most laid back cats! Another class act ...

amazing as usual, ...
By: gudruna. on 25 Nov 08, 22:39:49
amazing as usual, made my day too

i loved it. youre ...
By: naamaat100. on 25 Nov 08, 14:18:47
i loved it. youre the best

I bet they can ...
By: Madcap2112. on 23 Nov 08, 21:31:21
I bet they can SPELL. Are you a 4th grader or something?

omg lmao! ...
By: leannerouse. on 23 Nov 08, 16:44:22
omg lmao! seriously they must hav summink rong wid dem! they r grown men playin wid there stinkin cats and postin it on youtube i meen COME ON! how lame can they get!

RAWR GINGER FOR PREZ
By: rosedaleskater. on 22 Nov 08, 18:06:53
RAWR GINGER FOR PREZ

my cats name is ...
By: gingerthecat132. on 22 Nov 08, 17:33:09
my cats name is ginger! its easy to tell cause my user name.... =^.^=

This is once again ...
By: SoftballQueen39. on 22 Nov 08, 13:20:07
This is once again a classic.

I love your videos, ...
By: Pookaliscious. on 22 Nov 08, 10:53:33
I love your videos, I would definitely give Ginger my vote.

lol ginger for ...
By: alamondkisses1424. on 22 Nov 08, 03:40:23
lol ginger for presadent ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Ginger for ...
By: harrypotter22799. on 21 Nov 08, 22:16:51
Ginger for president!!!

Ginger just looks ...
By: Tealia. on 21 Nov 08, 03:34:38
Ginger just looks like "Yep.. This is my life with these two idiots.." Lol, love the cats and love your vids.

You guys are ...
By: ringxxofxxfire. on 21 Nov 08, 01:59:54
You guys are hilarious, and your cats are adorable. I would vote for Zoe over Sarah Palin any day, lol.

"The best way that ...
By: julyconcerto. on 20 Nov 08, 02:53:28
"The best way that Ginger knows to stimulate something is to scratch it on the butt." Wow. I have never laughed that hard at a Youtube video before in the history of my membership. Thank you. :) What a great video.

ginger for prez - ...
By: Rena54. on 19 Nov 08, 05:05:26
ginger for prez - yeah

o wow great once ...
By: xoxoamandakisses. on 19 Nov 08, 04:57:58
o wow great once again hahaha

Vote for Ginger and ...
By: cookymonsterr. on 18 Nov 08, 22:00:59
Vote for Ginger and all of your wildest dreams will come true.

I totally LOVED the ...
By: pwillow1. on 17 Nov 08, 06:22:32
I totally LOVED the, um, what would you call that aviation display -- a dogfight? A catfight? Very, very clever and funny. Another winner, Paul! Two thumbs up!

Ah, saw this just a ...
By: cincinnatalie. on 17 Nov 08, 02:38:25
Ah, saw this just a bit too late. And my cat would have been game for a cabinet position. In fact, posing on cabinetry is his specialty. If Palin runs in 2012, I'll be happy to be Ginger's campaign manager in the midwest.

Oh I see..... so ...
By: thesillycunt. on 16 Nov 08, 22:56:26
Oh I see..... so you suck Robin's dick and TJ sucks Pat's dick. TYVM for the info!

All I can say is ...
By: headpickle. on 16 Nov 08, 16:59:15
All I can say is you have very tolerant cats, I don't think that Simba would allow me to fly him around like that and like that.

TJ and I are good ...
By: klusmanp. on 16 Nov 08, 08:44:57
TJ and I are good friends but we are not lovers. I am involved with someone named Robin and TJ has a significant other named Pat.

Yes, obviously a ...
By: jwilson07. on 16 Nov 08, 06:38:19
Yes, obviously a dry sense of humor is a bit too much for you to understand. Perhaps in the next video they can have cars turning left and larry the cable guy so you can "get" the humor. Good luck marrying your sister and saving money on dental items....

How to Reverse-Engineer a Satellite TV Smart Card
Posted by: wired

Video duration: 275 seconds
Global video hits: 79526

Notorious hacker Chris Tarnovsky opens his underground laboratory to Wired.com, providing a peek into the world of satellite TV smart-card hacking. This complicated process involves nail polish, a pin head and various acids -- so don't try this at home (unless you're Chris Tarnovsky)!

Related: card, chip, hack, hacker, satellite, security, smart, tarnovsky, technology, tv, wired

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Also this dude ...
By: blazin696969. on 25 Nov 08, 06:37:37
Also this dude learned all this because he worked for the us army and they trained him on sim card encryption thats how he knows all that..Now he is a free lance and owns his owns buissness..

Well its and overly ...
By: blazin696969. on 25 Nov 08, 06:35:19
Well its and overly simplified version,the chip he was demonstrating on was alot easier to hack Newer chips have more check balances so when their being listened to will ff out.He also hacked a certain company back in the day, and soon after was hired by for 6 figures how do you think he got all that equipment.And all you need is to hack one chip to see "how it works" and then you can design hardware and software around the weaknesses and easily get into them with just a modified sim programmer

nagra 3 not cracked ...
By: bobicpfan2. on 24 Nov 08, 10:21:43
nagra 3 not cracked yet. unless you have an nfusion nova or nuvenio and watch the 50 channels that have been unlocked so far on b3v. lol. these boxs are HIGHLY dangerous and use IKS. if the server is busted, so will you! and nobody does this to save a monthly bill to sat providers, they do it to make millions by squeeling on how it works to companies who make devices that allow free service to a subsciption.

yo usaba una atmega ...
By: drgreendick. on 23 Nov 08, 19:36:50
yo usaba una atmega para esto pero desde que dish esta cambiando la senial de mapa se complico todo,lo mejorpor ahora son los recividores como pansat por ejemplo.

tarnovsky hacked ...
By: paytvhacker. on 19 Nov 08, 06:47:17
tarnovsky hacked nds muhahaha ne nagra3 besser gesagt powervu hahaha

Not too complicated ...
By: SNYP40A1. on 17 Nov 08, 08:06:59
Not too complicated, time consuming, but not that hard to understand. Take an IC Fabrication course.

fuck im stupid.
By: PomonaKing. on 17 Nov 08, 01:23:20
fuck im stupid.

Now if only this ...
By: HyeFedayee13. on 15 Nov 08, 04:33:38
Now if only this guy can crack Nagra 3... :)

wat dish you got
By: edz3ed2. on 14 Nov 08, 01:02:20
wat dish you got

I have dish network ...
By: TonganSoIja63. on 10 Nov 08, 19:56:35
I have dish network.. how can I get all the channels?? I am new and need help..

Doesn't look that ...
By: ecallawevad. on 22 Oct 08, 23:35:36
Doesn't look that complicated, all that acid and cleaning stuff is just to get at the contacts. There are multilayered circuits in a smartcard, so you have to make a hole in the upper layers to get to the lower layers. The problem comes if they put important circuitary directly above the critical parts you need to access in the lower layers. The rest is electronics

Great, now crack ...
By: forten2. on 21 Oct 08, 11:52:41
Great, now crack nagra 3 :-)

-_- wow!
By: maxlazaro. on 21 Oct 08, 00:54:44
-_- wow!

smart bastard, ...
By: tastyscabs. on 20 Oct 08, 19:33:40
smart bastard, onlything im good at is jerking off to the 9 porn channels i got.

i like having all ...
By: tastyscabs. on 20 Oct 08, 19:32:54
i like having all the channels but dam its way too many,..

ich binne echte du ...
By: paytvzweidrei. on 20 Oct 08, 10:17:06
ich binne echte du nicht echte ich schon echte was du labber ich nehme dir zige weg pass auf

NAGRA3 ....lol
By: jub4life20. on 15 Oct 08, 16:43:52
NAGRA3 ....lol

OR you should not ...
By: FatalBazuka. on 05 Oct 08, 14:52:18
OR you should not buy a Dreambox and watch every single channel on satellites across europe, africa and uae.

pretty clever... ...
By: themadscientist. on 28 Sep 08, 14:21:47
pretty clever... how about NDS Videoguard is it already hacked? I guess Kudelski gave him millions of dollars for cracking their system

:-)
By: JesusWahr. on 27 Sep 08, 16:01:02
:-)

Getting all the ...
By: VideoResearchGuy. on 21 Sep 08, 04:58:56
Getting all the porn, pay-per-view, and premium channels for free is illegal! You should not buy a free-to-air receiver and a dish network satellite dish. You should not reprogram the receiver to receive all the channels for free. You should not download a hacked firmware called "fta bin file" to a usb stick and then plug it into the free-to-air receiver to update firmware. The receiver will now decrypt all of dish networks channels and that would be 100% illegal.

LOL...i agree...all ...
By: Tsiongky. on 18 Sep 08, 12:05:16
LOL...i agree...all dat expensive equipment just to hack into a single card UNLESS he did it for a living for paying clients who want to steal SAT for free

yeh for hacking ...
By: theblackpawn. on 16 Sep 08, 01:05:32
yeh for hacking with chemistry (the acetone takes off magic maker/nail polish also)

So now do this ...
By: figgesich. on 13 Sep 08, 16:55:52
So now do this thing to Videoguard!

Only 0.0005% of the ...
By: sonhadorpr. on 12 Sep 08, 21:36:49
Only 0.0005% of the population can understand what the hell he is saying! Too complicated!

$YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A \$

YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video
Posted by: TheOnion

Video duration: 152 seconds
Global video hits: 199897

YouTube is offering a cash prize to the first user to upload a video with a shred of originality or artistic merit.

Related: comedy, contest, fake, funny, news, onion, satire, youtube

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Try watching ...
By: somethingswicked. on 01 Dec 08, 20:38:37
Try watching vlogbrothers or WHATTHEBUCKSHOW. Personally, I think they're the only remotely good videos on youtube.

kimmy waz here!!!!
By: sushimax. on 01 Dec 08, 19:28:56
kimmy waz here!!!!

Where?
By: buzznugget. on 01 Dec 08, 05:07:51
Where?

There isn't onw.
By: xLushix. on 01 Dec 08, 02:29:01
There isn't onw.

This seems to be a ...
By: dudem19. on 01 Dec 08, 01:48:36
This seems to be a bit outdated. There are already good vids on youtube.

Help, I can't find ...
By: nightlite79. on 01 Dec 08, 00:48:01
Help, I can't find the 'actually good' tab? Guess I'll have to go back to watching teenage tards worrying about their hair being out of place!

What's the deadline ...
By: SoulReaper876. on 30 Nov 08, 18:36:42
What's the deadline??

lol you can ...
By: Failedatit. on 30 Nov 08, 17:50:49
lol you can actually see tthe actually good tab!!

hey how do you post ...
By: KageProductions. on 30 Nov 08, 15:45:26
hey how do you post the video MAKE A GOOD VIDEO where do we post this

how did they do the ...
By: GeekPeaks. on 30 Nov 08, 15:16:50
how did they do the tab they must have talked to youtube

Well, I'm sure The ...
By: nekotanaka. on 30 Nov 08, 11:49:45
Well, I'm sure The Onion wins the contest.

lol youtube ...
By: kazimierz198. on 30 Nov 08, 07:11:24
lol youtube comments are the best

I would almost ...
By: Larrymcphereson. on 30 Nov 08, 07:01:43
I would almost bother with this SATIRE but then again You Tube barely did anything in response to the CPD/CNN CENSORSHIP of it's very real DEBATE AGENDA and will probably censor my response video. MAJOR TURN OFF GUYS BUT YOU SHOULD STILL CELEBRATE THE YOUCHOOSE FRAUD!

Lmao, check the top ...
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Lmao, check the top XD

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By: Jemmer1000. on 30 Nov 08, 01:16:02
you suck retarded fag!

lol
By: sapriousrevived. on 29 Nov 08, 21:50:03
lol

ZOMFG There is ...
By: flitz0Prinze. on 29 Nov 08, 18:22:43
ZOMFG There is actually a "Actually Good" tab!! Lulz

what about real ...
By: arn0ldaar0n. on 29 Nov 08, 16:59:55
what about real alien footage from the 70s?

I love this video: ...
By: b00n707. on 29 Nov 08, 16:21:32
I love this video: look at the bar on the bottom of the video: new apple itunes upgrade lets people download the new elton john album directly into recycle bin

Yeah ! the people ...
By: burnsasgoauld. on 29 Nov 08, 08:46:03
Yeah ! the people from youtube have a great sense of humor ! I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the "Actually good" tab was actually there :-D

Hahahaha, Look at ...
By: OneProduktionFilm. on 29 Nov 08, 07:20:11
Hahahaha, Look at the Tab BAR, "Actually Good" is up there Hahaha Damn this is a Joke huh

Where do You Enter, ...
By: OneProduktionFilm. on 29 Nov 08, 07:15:23
Where do You Enter, My vids Kick Ass

cause of your ...
By: marissa910. on 29 Nov 08, 01:29:23
cause of your connection.

How did The Onion ...
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How did The Onion put that tab on there?

Team Fortress 2 - How To Play The Engineer
Posted by: machinima

Video duration: 600 seconds
Global video hits: 158369

Created by EvilDaedalus.
Finally here.
Music credits:
Fatboy Slim - Magic carpet ride
Fatboy Slim - Weapon of choice
Fatboy Slim - Gangster Trippin

Related: animation, engineer, evildaedalus, fortress, gameplay, games, half-life, how, machinima, play, team, to, tutorial

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nice tips :D
By: zkivez. on 01 Dec 08, 20:44:17
nice tips :D

Makes me want to go ...
By: Mittsies. on 01 Dec 08, 17:42:03
Makes me want to go play Engineer; hell, all your "how to play" videos for each class make me feel that way. Something about how the music perfectly lines up with the videos makes it that much better too.

good job hard hat
By: supernathan94. on 30 Nov 08, 05:39:54
good job hard hat

lol @ flying spy
By: supernathan94. on 30 Nov 08, 05:39:19
lol @ flying spy

not really, unless ...
By: RogueAssassin18. on 28 Nov 08, 20:55:17
not really, unless it had longer range than the pyros flamethrower and if it was stronger, then maybe.

So? It's bad assed, ...
By: ManyTailedFox. on 28 Nov 08, 19:50:09
So? It's bad assed, and needs to be put in. >:O

&fmt=18 for better ...
By: DIpenguin. on 28 Nov 08, 18:14:40
&fmt=18 for better quality

you just got that ...
By: RogueAssassin18. on 28 Nov 08, 15:08:51
you just got that idea from that one video, showing what a flaming sentry gun would look like and do

Thank you, labourer.
By: KopperNeoman. on 27 Nov 08, 17:37:01
Thank you, labourer.

badlands
By: foxdragoon84. on 27 Nov 08, 08:20:18
badlands

You can not pass ...
By: UltimateGameLord. on 26 Nov 08, 22:04:39
You can not pass through people on other team =P

i headshotted a ...
By: RaNdOmGuY340. on 26 Nov 08, 16:55:05
i headshotted a sniper on the tower in the orange maps i was like wth did i just headshot mi frend wid a shotgun

Whats that map on 8 ...
By: SilvahDot. on 26 Nov 08, 15:58:27
Whats that map on 8:39?

"A pyro can" Sry, ...
By: jubokusa. on 25 Nov 08, 00:16:03
"A pyro can" Sry, fat fingered it. :-)

Nah, a pyro a beat ...
By: jubokusa. on 25 Nov 08, 00:15:10
Nah, a pyro a beat a demoman and can ambush people, while a sentry couldn't.

ENGINEER IS CREDIT ...
By: TehPantz. on 24 Nov 08, 23:06:47
ENGINEER IS CREDIT TO TEAM

Fatboy Slim - ...
By: Cannabid0l. on 24 Nov 08, 01:51:37
Fatboy Slim - Gangster Trippin

It'd help him, and ...
By: ManyTailedFox. on 24 Nov 08, 01:14:53
It'd help him, and hurt him. It'd force him to be more of an opertunist.

gangster trippin, ...
By: TheTallestDwarf. on 23 Nov 08, 21:49:11
gangster trippin, read description.

WHAT IS THAT SONG ...
By: dagoba91. on 23 Nov 08, 15:24:20
WHAT IS THAT SONG ON 8:40 !!!

Just goes to show ...
By: kimikoffxi. on 23 Nov 08, 14:58:21
Just goes to show how overpowered Demoman still is.

But.... Wouldn't ...
By: Awesomegame17. on 23 Nov 08, 03:24:47
But.... Wouldn't that put the pyro out of a job?

great choice of ...
By: Zacharoo55. on 22 Nov 08, 18:10:42
great choice of songs.

They should make ...
By: ManyTailedFox. on 22 Nov 08, 02:42:43
They should make two types of sentries, but you can only place one at a time.. A Flamer sentry and a Regular. The Flamer would.. Flame people.. XD Regular would just be regular. That'd give the game a good new mix.

nice work mate, ...
By: PBUnit. on 21 Nov 08, 09:48:15
nice work mate, great editing and very nicely explained. would have been good to see some tips on how to place the sentry and what to consider but alround great work :)

Walt Disney - The Brave Engineer - 1950
Posted by: lpmangas

Video duration: 456 seconds
Global video hits: 105740

Based on the ballad of Casey Jones, this cartoon profiles a devoted, ruthless mail train engineer who strives to keep time in the face of extreme obstacles, from rain and damsels in distress to bandits and brown cows.

Related: 1950, animation, brave, cartoon, disney, engineer, rarities, walt

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EGAD!!! Love Jerry ...
By: Concetta20. on 27 Nov 08, 09:17:59
EGAD!!! Love Jerry Colonna!

what now? brown cow!
By: bradyisbeast12. on 26 Nov 08, 14:40:54
what now? brown cow!

pure gold the train ...
By: bradyisbeast12. on 26 Nov 08, 14:40:32
pure gold the train sneezed!

@ 3:33 "whata ya ...
By: aduecey. on 26 Nov 08, 02:14:37
@ 3:33 "whata ya know,she mail" Intended joke? Or just coincidence? Was there such a thing as a shemale back in 1950? Or is this just a case of what was a harmless pairing of words back then meaning so much more now?

This is honestly ...
By: DemonOfHisNightmares. on 23 Nov 08, 13:38:47
This is honestly one of my favorite disney cartoons ever.

it seems wasteful ...
By: xinkor. on 15 Nov 08, 03:03:51
it seems wasteful to have such a good engineer haul only one car and a caboose

YOU SHOULD LOOK IT ...
By: micahthatrocks. on 10 Nov 08, 19:02:28
YOU SHOULD LOOK IT UP

EEGAAAZ!!!
By: demongal190. on 10 Nov 08, 00:19:34
EEGAAAZ!!!

"Going Down!" that ...
By: nicolaj0154. on 02 Nov 08, 00:37:18
"Going Down!" that part makes me luagh!, lolz.

Yeah, the music is ...
By: 080Maelstrom080. on 01 Nov 08, 12:39:49
Yeah, the music is BRILLIANT

One of my all-time ...
By: 080Maelstrom080. on 01 Nov 08, 12:37:29
One of my all-time faves!

He was.
By: grf970. on 19 Oct 08, 21:19:02
He was.

hahahhaha nice ...
By: Tibianuks. on 15 Oct 08, 06:06:33
hahahhaha nice speed f the 1:12 - 1:39 for granfather xD

kingsize127 ...
By: kingsize127. on 05 Oct 08, 22:44:08
kingsize127 speaking. great cartoon. this is a true legend. Love it every time I watch it.

HI-HO, SILVERWARE! ...
By: DarkWobbuffet. on 24 Sep 08, 00:08:35
HI-HO, SILVERWARE! My favorite line. XD

I don't know about ...
By: michaelmohrmann. on 22 Sep 08, 03:56:28
I don't know about the historical accuracy of the story. But other than that, it was a cute cartoon.

Thanks for posting ...
By: JamesFirecat5. on 26 Aug 08, 15:52:46
Thanks for posting this, I have it some tape or other but for the life of me I can't find that VHS tape, so god bless youtube.

I didn't know the ...
By: ngilsinger. on 24 Aug 08, 17:34:48
I didn't know the March Hare is the narrator

Hey! Look at 01:41 ...
By: JoeltheSwedishDragon. on 19 Aug 08, 20:18:42
Hey! Look at 01:41 under Shaw! Ward Kimball!

I also like that ...
By: DK2041. on 12 Aug 08, 13:34:53
I also like that the double headed train that casey crashes into has its own music that dramatically starts when it is first seen.

I'm glad you have ...
By: DK2041. on 12 Aug 08, 13:32:55
I'm glad you have the original credits, they were taken out in the American Legend movie. I like the parts in this cartoon where the train blows the top off the mountain, where it melts the tracks, and when it starts falling apart.

Casey Jones is my ...
By: twenhafel. on 09 Aug 08, 03:10:45
Casey Jones is my hero and my ROLE MODEL!

how in the blue ...
By: justtony21. on 08 Aug 08, 23:03:58
how in the blue hell can anyone not like casey freakin jones!!

I love that he ...
By: Chris9017. on 02 Aug 08, 00:09:15
I love that he lives in his engine. If I had a steam locomotive, I would live in it too. Great Cartoon, good memories. One flaw, 382 was a 4-6-0 not a 4-4-0, then again people love 4-4-0s.

"What now brown cow ...
By: 19tc85. on 01 Aug 08, 22:51:17
"What now brown cow? Beat it bossy, I'm busy, gotta date, and I'm late, go back to your mate, you ole' cow,you ole' cow,you ole' cow! Fresh! Homogenized. Pasteurized. Polarized!" That's the one that cracked me up the most.

Diabolic - The Truth - MUSIC VIDEO (Produced By Engineer)
Posted by: Oobe

Video duration: 270 seconds
Global video hits: 80151

Music Video For THE TRUTH!
Made By OOBE.

Related: 911, diabolic, foul, government, hiphop, illuminati, immortal, new, nwo, nyc, order, play, rap, technique, truth, underground, war, world

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check out the video ...
By: marcdivine87. on 15 Nov 08, 12:04:51
check out the video marc divine - revolution sick rhymes!

he kind of sounds ...
By: Drum44er. on 13 Nov 08, 06:52:05
he kind of sounds like slug!

Aye No Homo...lol
By: lilram81. on 12 Nov 08, 11:52:14
Aye No Homo...lol

u wanna fuck ...
By: robotsandtrash. on 12 Nov 08, 05:33:43
u wanna fuck diabolic... kinda gay no??/ thats coo i guess. lol

u wanna fuck ...
By: robotsandtrash. on 12 Nov 08, 05:33:40
u wanna fuck diabolic... kinda gay no??/ thats coo i guess. lol

fuck u. u fucking ...
By: eminemforlifenoshit. on 11 Nov 08, 23:33:58
fuck u. u fucking twat read more

Dude dropping ...
By: 13droping777. on 09 Nov 08, 23:55:45
Dude dropping sceince

Read more you ...
By: wickedlove101. on 09 Nov 08, 02:13:14
Read more you ignorant cunt.

i fucked him
By: lyricalstyles. on 07 Nov 08, 06:39:59
i fucked him

Infinity is ...
By: bumbaLV. on 07 Nov 08, 03:15:52
Infinity is presence of un-presence, for the reason that we can comprehend it, the quality of pure foreverness, whether religion, faith, or even pure belief, we can still fuel it with our imaginations, and it will fuel our imaginations for "infinity".

fucking well good ...
By: eminemforlifenoshit. on 05 Nov 08, 20:14:30
fucking well good track any one know any other good tracks like this off Diabolic

check out the new ...
By: marcdivine87. on 05 Nov 08, 08:05:38
check out the new video marc divine - revolution

this is such a sick ...
By: munchkin8192. on 01 Nov 08, 13:02:06
this is such a sick fucking song!! Diabolic is soo underated this should have a million views

shit i fucks with ...
By: 111519kos. on 30 Oct 08, 21:30:12
shit i fucks with him too

all lies
By: Mizernyi. on 28 Oct 08, 16:14:50
all lies

I fucks with ...
By: lilram81. on 21 Oct 08, 11:05:26
I fucks with Diabolic. Ever since I heard him on the hidden track for Dance with the Devil.

Fuck religion. ...
By: aquamammal. on 16 Oct 08, 16:28:39
Fuck religion. Waste of energy and resources. Zeitgeist: Addendum XVX for life, R.A.S.H. 'til death.

What? what do you ...
By: lorerax1. on 06 Oct 08, 04:25:31
What? what do you mean a person can't comprehend infinity? I understand Love, energy, collectivism, I am one with all, one with the body, mind, and soul. Infinity is Freedom, Anarchy, truth, space, and Life. Infinity is waves of frequencies, God, Magic, conscientiousness, flow, water, the yin and yang. Infinity is infinite. The rest correct.

You are dead on, ...
By: deepmindquest1. on 05 Oct 08, 21:44:47
You are dead on,there is NO END to KNOWLEDGE,the more you know the more you find out.We cant even comprehend the IDEA of infinity,peace.

The song title is ...
By: cobra75410. on 05 Oct 08, 16:14:03
The song title is accurate because everything he raps about is absoulutely true. I've learned about everything he says over years and he breaks it down into a four and a half minute rap. Amazing.

hahahaha you sure ...
By: jeremy2987. on 01 Oct 08, 18:22:46
hahahaha you sure as hell don't sound like a guy that, as you so elegantly put it, "read like a fckin crazy"

The rabbit hole is ...
By: lorerax1. on 01 Oct 08, 16:56:53
The rabbit hole is endless. Reality is stranger then fiction. Yes this is the tip of the iceberg, but we can't just reach the intelligent, we have to reach the brainwashed ppl aka ppl who go see movies and watch music videos on the net and blare the music. It seems endless though.

no thats just gonna ...
By: twinkyiscool. on 29 Sep 08, 22:45:55
no thats just gonna fuck up the american government and the people who support it hopefuly,they will get what they deserve...

lol this isnt even ...
By: uNderGr0undN199A. on 28 Sep 08, 05:24:59
lol this isnt even half of the shit they doin lol very few people kno thee shit they really doin all this shit that he sayin is a distraction they want people to kno this so u can be distracted from what they really doin lol i kno thought cuz i read like a fckin crazy albert einstein

Killuminati lol I ...
By: black111madonna. on 28 Sep 08, 01:10:44
Killuminati lol I like this one...great vid! Yez, the truth is your protection. We should now by now that the brutal system of kapitalism is based on robbery! That the state is an instrument of terror that doesnt step back to drive ppl into death because of war or poverty. To the ppl:civil disobedience can prevent a lot of misery! = SMASH THE SYSTEM =

MIT Engineer Disputes 911 Theory of the WTC Collapse-Part 1
Posted by: muzicmaker2001

Video duration: 373 seconds
Global video hits: 65588

MIT Engineer Jeff King's logical look at the official story of the WTC collapse

Related: 911, 911, collapse, conspiracy, fema, nist, nyc, theory, wtc

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what kind of ...
By: sNuFFReALiTY. on 29 Nov 08, 03:13:29
what kind of detailed analysis are you going to get out of small chunks of debris of something this size?

This video is pure ...
By: Horjan. on 28 Nov 08, 23:45:25
This video is pure bullshit coated with random talk supposed to be with any meaning and reason

Satanism, not ...
By: 1Nyro. on 19 Nov 08, 16:41:20
Satanism, not judaism.

Haha, u dont no for ...
By: koford. on 18 Nov 08, 05:16:02
Haha, u dont no for sure.

9/11 was started by ...
By: samgee2007. on 14 Nov 08, 12:02:43
9/11 was started by jews 1 you fucking christians

bleu Great ...
By: skizombie. on 10 Nov 08, 04:27:05
bleu Great question.. Whatch 9/11 WTC North Tower Exploding What did happen the 47 massive steel vertical core columns? Look at pics of the construction of the towers....the columns are fricken HUGE... They look like they were just pulverized.

question for any ...
By: originbleu. on 10 Nov 08, 01:57:41
question for any meturlagists/structural engs.what is the maximum velocity the supporting columns could withstand given the planes were made of aluminium against rienforced steel?as we witnessed in Madrid fire cannot buckle let alone melt such material even a H-bomb dropped in the centre of manhattan would'nt have caused as much damage as the two jets.The problem I am struggling with is how the columns without being severed at the base could have failed on such a scale. Perhaps subsidance?

follow the money.
By: whalefish83. on 08 Nov 08, 18:17:47
follow the money.

and a wick is what ...
By: smegov. on 05 Nov 08, 21:51:46
and a wick is what you nead to keep a fire burning that is fueled buy kerosene ..other than that you have to heat it up alot to get the stuff to burn,both towers had airconditioning...so they were quite cool at the time of the crash..

The NTSB ...
By: smegov. on 05 Nov 08, 21:47:19
The NTSB investigation ended with the adoption of its final report on August 23, 2000. In it they concluded that the probable cause of the accident was an explosion of the center wing fuel tank, most likely as a result of faulty wiring.the wiring created the flashpiont,yes the engines on the air crafts that hit the towers,were hot,thous creating the fire ball that we saw,the building would have been cool the fuel would have cooled down and gone out,what wickeffect was in the elevator shafts?

flash point is ...
By: timeforbloodywar. on 05 Nov 08, 04:49:28
flash point is easily reached..look at TWA flight 800..it reached flashpoint and exploded in mid-air but i dont know what the wick effect is..mind explaining it to me? also how do u explain Frank Martini reporting on the 78th floor of tower 1 that the elevator shafts were at risk of collapse?

watch the naudet ...
By: timeforbloodywar. on 05 Nov 08, 04:49:26
watch the naudet brothers documentary and i know flaming jet fuel creates a fire thats why i asked the conspiracy theorists how the person/people caught on fire just 2 minutes after the tower was hit

"the jet fuel that ...
By: smegov. on 05 Nov 08, 00:12:45
"the jet fuel that ran down the elevator shafts and blew up." crap crap crap jet fuel is very like kerosene it has to be heated up to over 38°C (100°F) to reach its flash point and explode it may had flowed down the shafts but it wouldn't have been on fire....its not like petrol (gasoline).and it will as you no only keep on burning if there is a wick affect..and not that hot either...so lets not be silly, if the planes ran on petrol i would agree but they don't so i cant.

How do you know ...
By: Denierbud11. on 01 Nov 08, 14:46:23
How do you know this happened? An explosions used in a controlled demolition does not create a fire. An explosion from flaming jet fuel does create a fire.

people gave me ...
By: timeforbloodywar. on 01 Nov 08, 10:48:56
people gave me negatives but none of them answered my question(no surprise) how did a person on the ground level floor of tower 1, 2 minutes after it was hit catch on fire? let me guess it was spontaneous combustion

How do you know the ...
By: Denierbud11. on 01 Nov 08, 04:20:51
How do you know the nose plowed through? Could it have been something else? Debri from the impact and force> but please tell us, was it all a video fake? Are you a no planar?

no, and are you an ...
By: avengemm9dog. on 01 Nov 08, 00:27:54
no, and are you an architect? better yet are you the architect who built the towers? and to be honest this would only matter if the colapse happened from the bottom. the collapse happened from the top and when the top level of the tower fell, it fell down due to gravity, smashing onto the tower below it casuing the "pancake effect". ethier way a collapse from the top of a tower goes down due to gravity.

dog So he designed ...
By: skizombie. on 31 Oct 08, 23:36:40
dog So he designed in 47 massive vertical steel core collumns that would just "go away" when it was ready to collapse?? Ya right!

the architect of ...
By: avengemm9dog. on 31 Oct 08, 22:12:34
the architect of the WTC, "I don't want the building, if it collapses, to land on other buildings." so he designed it to the point where if it should collapse, it would fall in on itself.

Exploding from what?
By: Denierbud11. on 30 Oct 08, 19:27:46
Exploding from what?

No it did not fall ...
By: roquefortfiles. on 30 Oct 08, 04:25:23
No it did not fall into the path of most resistance. It buckled EXACTLY where the plane sliced through. Right where the fire was happening. In the video you can see the outer wall snapping up like someone breaking dry spaghetti before it went. Thats from all the floors inside falling away from their mounts. And yes the whole thing was pulverized. I saw the architect of the WTC actually say that it was quite a light construction to be that tall. Most of it is air in volume then cement floor

This video makes it ...
By: skizombie. on 30 Oct 08, 03:55:28
This video makes it clear. 9/11 WTC North Tower Exploding

roque Nice try, ...
By: skizombie. on 30 Oct 08, 03:49:38
roque Nice try, but 47 vertical core columns say no way!! If everything above the impact area just fell to the ground...that would make some sense. You are right about the South tower did lean over. It leaned 22 degrees, but instead of falling to the ground, it fell INTO the path of MOST resistance and pulverized to microdust!!

The "aluminum" ...
By: skizombie. on 30 Oct 08, 03:38:32
The "aluminum" exterior?? Are you kidding? There are steel vertical columns around the exterior both towers. So now tell me how the nose of the "757" plowed through 5 blast resistant reinforced walls?? Impossible, unless the nose was made of some kind of material that I am not aware of??? PS Where are the wings??? Let me guess......vaporized?? Right??

What i mean by ...
By: roquefortfiles. on 30 Oct 08, 03:36:30
What i mean by weight X acceleration is the FORCE the plane brings to the equation. The plane weighs 400,000 pounds, its going 450 miles an hour. Thats a hell of allot of force. It obliterates the support inside the building. Suddenly the amount of weight the remaining columns have to hold is geometrically cubed. I bet if the plane hit one wall along its axis and took it out entirely the tower would have collapsed upon impact. That is where the failure point happened in the video.

$An Engineer\$

An Engineer's Guide to Cats - Petition YouTube!
Posted by: klusmanp

Video duration: 417 seconds
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Thanks to all who have given such wonderful comments about "An Engineer's Guide to Cats" during the last week. Also please petition YouTube to Feature the video by adding a comment or video response to THIS video. Thanks!

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By: djwalsh6. on 11 Oct 08, 16:59:14
im drinking a coffee right now.

This made me laugh ...
By: smtubb. on 10 Oct 08, 20:25:59
This made me laugh so hard I cried. At work. If you need any more test subjects, especially for leaping techniques, I can put you in contact with my cat Isis. Or for master in meditation, my calico Seneca.

Clouds bad Days As Engineer Part 1 Spy Not Sappin Mah Sentry
Posted by: NaturalBornGamers

Video duration: 659 seconds
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Player : Cloud8745
(Part 1)i teach you what you SHOULD do...at least in some sense....BUT I IS NOT PERFECTZ

Related: as, bad, clouds, days, engineer, game, mah, not, one, part, pc, sappin, sentry, spy, steam

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And turn your ...
By: dailyblabbity. on 01 Dec 08, 01:13:02
And turn your buildings with right-click so that you don't teleport to look at a wall :D

You can hit a ...
By: dailyblabbity. on 01 Dec 08, 01:09:22
You can hit a building while it's building to make it build twice as fast, if you haven't found that out by now >_>

O o /¯/___________ ...
By: pwnger12. on 30 Nov 08, 21:14:06
O o /¯/________________________ | IMMA FIRIN'? MAH LAZOR!!! \_\¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

I can pwn as a spy ...
By: pwnger12. on 30 Nov 08, 21:12:09
I can pwn as a spy on red on the first ,map that cloud plays and can pwn wit engi colke and sappah

O o /¯/___________ ...
By: twintornado22. on 24 Nov 08, 13:06:33
O o /¯/________________________ | IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!! \_\¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

" in mid AIR " - ...
By: yabasha. on 24 Nov 08, 11:25:22
" in mid AIR " - hahaha

00:45 lol
By: XxDeAdxX23. on 23 Nov 08, 22:47:47
00:45 lol

Exactly. I do that ...
By: fiesta471. on 22 Nov 08, 15:23:53
Exactly. I do that all the time. Though on this map its very tricky and complicated.

YOU JUST WHACKED ...
By: ultraleet1337. on 19 Nov 08, 18:06:19
YOU JUST WHACKED HIM IN THE BALLS

I guess he removed ...
By: coolkyle342. on 19 Nov 08, 00:39:28
I guess he removed them. There was some singles websites spam before my comment. He must've removed them. And I usually only see website advertising on successful videos.

Wait...what?! O_O
By: Taylor132O. on 18 Nov 08, 23:23:14
Wait...what?! O_O

00:36 that looked ...
By: TheVerdugo. on 16 Nov 08, 16:59:46
00:36 that looked like it hurt. A lot.

XD a friend of mine ...
By: 13Wayfarer. on 15 Nov 08, 21:54:36
XD a friend of mine says she played with you

lol cloud u put ur ...
By: jman246g. on 15 Nov 08, 14:44:04
lol cloud u put ur dispenser near ur sentry so u can just sit in betwenn them like a sandwitch so u get metal

XD 00:38 Scout ...
By: Pichu1232. on 15 Nov 08, 00:30:04
XD 00:38 Scout bounced off the wall

Well NBG, you know ...
By: coolkyle342. on 14 Nov 08, 20:14:56
Well NBG, you know your videos are successful when you have singles sites advertising on your videos.

nice wrench hit at ...
By: cylenri. on 14 Nov 08, 19:12:48
nice wrench hit at the beginning

Engineer is awesome.
By: TomNook007. on 14 Nov 08, 01:18:15
Engineer is awesome.

*spills milk* .... ...
By: wrestlingfanman22. on 14 Nov 08, 00:59:14
*spills milk* .... *cries*

lol, loved the ...
By: 1Chancho2. on 13 Nov 08, 21:46:38
lol, loved the salesman-like fast talk

i agree....i'll ...
By: nate1606gc5. on 13 Nov 08, 20:19:50
i agree....i'll keep a lookout *cough*

You're pretty good ...
By: gongon1050. on 13 Nov 08, 12:30:46
You're pretty good as Engie cloud, I never knew you could place a sentry on that grey structure.

Good hit on that ...
By: Jakewantsausername. on 13 Nov 08, 11:07:15
Good hit on that scout

SPY AT 05:31 :O
By: jonus63. on 13 Nov 08, 11:06:32
SPY AT 05:31 :O

nice to know
By: Stinkeyfeet678. on 13 Nov 08, 11:05:01
nice to know

The Brave Engineer- an American Legend
Posted by: ngokcek

Video duration: 590 seconds
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Our final story features John Luther Jones, a.k.a. Casey Jones, The Brave Engineer (1950, directed by Jack Kinney). (Casey) Jones was "a master at the throttle" and had "an unflinching devotion to duty", according to (James Earl) Jones.

Related: american, brave, casey, disney, engineer, hero, john, jones, legends, luther, the

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ALL ABOARD!!!
By: bluethunder25. on 30 Sep 08, 16:29:14
ALL ABOARD!!!

You idiot, ...
By: 10INTM. on 22 Sep 08, 19:12:11
You idiot, bull11234. I'm AGREEING with you! I was making the case that this was only a cartoon and making fun of people concerned about the accuracy of the cartoon. Please read my entire comment before replying to it. (Did you mean to reply to someone else, but accidentally clicked on mine instead? If so, then I'm sorry).

I preffer the 4-8-0 ...
By: Pershingtank. on 08 Sep 08, 00:30:43
I preffer the 4-8-0 "Mastodons" pulling the freight. The 4-8-0 is my favorite wheel arrangement

So true, dude! He ...
By: JoeltheSwedishDragon. on 31 Aug 08, 19:57:17
So true, dude! He should be the head symbol for all sorts of huge courages.

Why no mention of ...
By: danlefou. on 27 Aug 08, 17:03:34
Why no mention of Casey's equally courageous fireman, Sim Webb? He stayed at his post until Casey told him to jump.

The damsel on the ...
By: danlefou. on 27 Aug 08, 17:00:47
The damsel on the track tradition arose out of advances in theatrical special effects in the 1860s. Theatres competed to stage the most spectacular melodramas and terrifying perils for their characters. The first person tied to a railroad track in a play was a guy, but writers and producers soon realised a delicate heroine in such mortal peril would attract even more sympathy. The idea may have appeared earlier in cheap novels; the first fatal railway accident occurred in 1830.

shut up it's just a ...
By: bull11234. on 27 Aug 08, 05:20:22
shut up it's just a cartoon!!!

2:08 Look who´s ...
By: JoeltheSwedishDragon. on 19 Aug 08, 20:21:28
2:08 Look who´s departing after Shaw!

What's your point? ...
By: 10INTM. on 19 Aug 08, 17:40:03
What's your point? I said he didn't drive the train "underwater" like a submarine would. I was making fun of those who were concerned about the accuracy of the cartoon by citing parts that would have made it painfully obvious to the average person that the cartoon isn't trying to make anyone believe they are watching the actual events leading up to the crash.

what now brown cow? ...
By: emmeressen. on 18 Aug 08, 15:49:22
what now brown cow? lol

Casey: Don't worry ...
By: snakes3425. on 04 Aug 08, 06:05:59
Casey: Don't worry we won't be late Conductor: Why? Casey: Because this train IS A RUNAWAY!!!!

Also, they ...
By: Chris9017. on 04 Aug 08, 05:58:54
Also, they shortened the number 382 to 2. Yes, everyone knows and loves the 4-4-0.

Amen to that. ...
By: Chris9017. on 04 Aug 08, 05:56:55
Amen to that. Casey will always hold a special place in our hearts for his bravery.

He who wrecks a ...
By: obeythemelon. on 27 Jul 08, 01:02:16
He who wrecks a train on a hillside is not on the level... Going down!

What does egad mean ...
By: david245611. on 26 Jul 08, 11:08:54
What does egad mean? or something like that.

i noticed the ...
By: Engineer5344. on 26 Jul 08, 02:27:11
i noticed the W.Kimball on the engineer's roster

everyone, if you ...
By: Engineer5344. on 26 Jul 08, 02:26:09
everyone, if you pause it at 2:07. look at the list of names on the clip board. does the name, W.Kimball remind eveyone of someone who once had a full size 3 foot gauge railroad running in his backayrd once?

i bet that guy in ...
By: nairda55555. on 24 Jun 08, 04:05:11
i bet that guy in the switch box must have done alot of practicing with model trains so he could let casey through the railyard each day without an accident. it be cool if there was a model train game where you had to use switches get a train though a railyard full of other trains without crashing.

You're missing the ...
By: 2wingo. on 11 Jun 08, 14:58:15
You're missing the point. The cartoon is trying to show his sheer devotion to duty in a comical way that kids can relate to.

nice day...... ...
By: wildnwonderfulwv. on 01 Jun 08, 13:00:43
nice day......wasn't it lol

It's a funny ...
By: 2wingo. on 31 May 08, 06:10:59
It's a funny sounding word.

whaddya know? ...
By: dumbbuff. on 27 May 08, 08:45:05
whaddya know? SHEMALE. hehahahahheheeheehehehe

hey stemcellfilms, ...
By: Shadowwand. on 07 May 08, 00:57:55
hey stemcellfilms, he was trying to kill her by having the train run over her... last time i checked, that was pretty sinister

Amen, dude!...
By: JoeltheSwedishDragon. on 03 May 08, 18:55:53
Amen, dude!...

R.I.P. John Luther ...
By: Inuyasha4lif. on 03 May 08, 18:55:34
R.I.P. John Luther Jones

One Day in the Life of a F1 Engineer and Mechanic
Posted by: TheAutoChannel

Video duration: 357 seconds
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The work of a racecar engineer is crucial to the success of a Formula One team, according to Panasonic Toyota Racing officials. Francesco Nenci and Gianluca Pisanello work with drivers Jarno Trulli and Ralf Schumacher.

Related: auto, autos, cars, channel, f1, formula, one, racing, schmacher, trulli

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thx for info men! ...
By: kondziu160. on 07 Nov 08, 16:06:55
thx for info men! ill be next Pole in F1

good luck!
By: sonjaxfactor. on 26 Oct 08, 06:58:50
good luck!

its my dream to ...
By: ShinobiJin. on 21 Oct 08, 02:01:22
its my dream to someday work for Ferrari, im in the states (Florida) and im already deciding to shoot for the highest degree possible, PHd is ME if possible. I love this sport with a passion and i believe my attitude is in the rite place.. thru contacts of my dads friend ima get a chance to prolly work on motorcycles, or go work fow awhile at a Ferrari warehouse.. then my school participates in Formula SAE.. are these all good starting pts?

any university. to ...
By: boratmania. on 23 Sep 08, 21:19:13
any university. to become an F1 or car engineer in general do mechanical engineering and then do something like a master's degree in car mechanics

no move to the uk ...
By: mattfreeride. on 10 Jul 08, 22:30:39
no move to the uk where all the winning teams are based even the ferrari chassis are made in uk

Cranfield ...
By: AppSciCranfield. on 09 Jun 08, 10:49:57
Cranfield University... Motorsport Engineering and Management MSc

i need mroe info im ...
By: abeerbeer. on 05 Jun 08, 03:47:45
i need mroe info im in my third year of a mehcanical engineering program

porsche should make ...
By: spartan1893. on 09 Apr 08, 05:47:32
porsche should make a f1 team datle be cool!

can u become one in ...
By: spartan1893. on 09 Apr 08, 05:46:08
can u become one in sydney???

you can start with ...
By: billakosthegreek. on 27 Dec 07, 18:19:15
you can start with a mechanical engineering degree.. ask me if you need more info..

to what university ...
By: RobertKubica1121. on 30 Nov 07, 04:05:01
to what university must one go to, in order to become an F1 engineer

your right man,they ...
By: aidanbizkitman. on 29 Oct 07, 18:28:27
your right man,they should go for alonso but i dont think toyota would tolerate his antics.

watch 2008 season ...
By: eraserheads78. on 03 Sep 07, 13:13:11
watch 2008 season as world champion Fernando Alonso will lead TOYOTA F1 tm. Excitinnnnnnnnnnnnnng! Go Toyota! Rule the world!

the team is great ...
By: SagaraSouske. on 02 Sep 07, 05:14:17
the team is great but the driver is crap

what a dream it ...
By: SagaraSouske. on 02 Sep 07, 05:13:14
what a dream it would be to have that man's job

1 problem ....... ...
By: MY599FERRARI. on 29 Aug 07, 01:46:14
1 problem .......Toyota = zzzzzzz Jarno smokes Ralf!with their budget they SHOULD be in better shape in F-1 .

FLINGDATINGSITE sux.
By: TECHKLEC. on 11 Aug 07, 13:57:26
FLINGDATINGSITE sux.

ok first toyotas ...
By: coolkidz15. on 06 Aug 07, 06:24:24
ok first toyotas are good cars like nissan and mercedes, porsche etc..., no matter who says what, there forign , second the videos about a f1 mechanic not the car, u have to be highly intelegent to work on such complex motors so shut up and watch the vid

great vid
By: Euphorica. on 31 Jul 07, 06:10:26
great vid

hi i am a boy named ...
By: annasundstrandrp. on 16 Jun 07, 02:26:22
hi i am a boy named teddy i am 7 years old and i have scary eyes and no ears or nose if u do not send this to 15 people i will arrive in ur room tonight and i will bring? my knife n stab u to death this is not a joke if u send this to 15 videos before u go to bed something good will happen either u will get asked out on the computer or someone will say that they luv u or they will call u at 10:22 u can not send this to me

toyota suck.
By: ozzyxs. on 14 Jun 07, 00:10:46
toyota suck.

because team toyota ...
By: fatboywheadon. on 10 Jun 07, 19:34:19
because team toyota europe who is the gp team ran the le mans team and the world rally team previous to 2001. It's not just an f1 team

OzBoy114 theres ...
By: Bretzky0258. on 10 Jun 07, 01:12:46
OzBoy114 theres nothing wrong with a dodge u dumb shit!

Err did it say that ...
By: demonhorse1982. on 09 Jun 07, 21:06:17
Err did it say that guy had been with Toyota F1 Racing since 2000? How is that possible since the team only started competing in F1 in 2002 after a decision in 2001?

FEEDBACK - Coach interviews Young Guru, Roc-a-fella Engineer
Posted by: TheCoach718

Video duration: 599 seconds
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I visited YG's home studio to chop it up for a few....Guru got into his beginnings as an audio engineer, his choice of gear and a few other topics relevant to producing and studio engineering...peep the science...

Related: audio, def, delaware, engineer, hip, hop, jam, jay, logic, memphis, mpc, nation, nonchalant, pro, rap, roc-a-fella, studio, tools, zulu

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