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Best of Jackie Mason on YouTube 1 Posted by: TheUltimateJew
Video duration: 479 seconds Hello Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. I decided to take this Columbus Day weekend off. I deserve a vacation. I'm not making a living off of you. Maybe you could send me a few dollars? Well...I see you're not rushing to pay, so I'll see you Thursday. And you notice, I still have my clothes on. Related: best, comedian, comedy, jackie, jew, jewish, mason, of, politics, youtube Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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Jackie Mason's 2009 New Year's Message Posted by: TheUltimateJew
Video duration: 380 seconds Here are my thoughts as we approach 2009. I also hope everyone has a safe and healthy New Year. Related: advice, black, blog, clinton, comedy, day, eve, gay, happy, holiday, jewish, new, obama, palin, politics, race, usa, video, wisdom, year Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:
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Jackie's Lecture At Oxford University Part 1 Posted by: TheUltimateJew
Video duration: 620 seconds This is a clip from a lecture I gave at Oxford University back in 1992. They gave me an award and a fellowship in the Oxford Union Society. The first American comedian to receive such an honor. That's how they got me to work for nothing. Enjoy! Related: campus, college, comedians, comedy, england, humor, jackie, jew, jewish, mason, on, oxford, politics, society, stand, uk, union, up, usa Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:
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Jackie Mason '08 Vlog 22 Barak v Hillary: Health Care Posted by: TheUltimateJew
Video duration: 443 seconds Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are always trying to top each other on issues that they agree on. The problem usually is, that the disagree with themselves more. Take health care for instance, they each have these convoluted plans which they themselves can't figure out. The more thy try to explain it, the more ridiculous they sound. Related: 2008, barack, care, clinton, comedy, election, health, hillary, jewish, john, mccain, obama, politicians, primary, race, senator Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:
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Jackie Mason Interview on Citizen Tube Posted by: TheUltimateJew
Video duration: 597 seconds Here's an interview by Steve Grove from Citizen Tube, YouTube's political vlog channel. He asks me questions about my vlog and the election. Related: 2008, analysis, barack, citizen, comedian, comedy, commentary, election, jackie, jewish, john, mason, mccain, obama, politics, president, race, tube, us Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:
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Jackie Mason '08 Vlog 1 Hillary '08: Another Year of Lies Posted by: TheUltimateJew
Video duration: 359 seconds This yenta says she has foreign policy experience because she had some tea with world leaders. She said she knew Bhutto as a leader for 12 years(well of course you knew her as a leader, you didn't know her as a truck mechanic). Now that qualifies her for president? Happy New Year! Related: 2008, benazir, bhutto, bill, caucus, clinton, comedy, election, hillary, iowa, jackie, jewish, mason, pakistan, political, primary Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:
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Jackie's Christmas and Chanukah Card Posted by: TheUltimateJew
Video duration: 279 seconds Move over Queen Elizabeth you're not the only person with a holiday address. Here's my second annual YouTube Christmas and Chanukah video. I hope all my friends and even those who are not my friends have a wonderful Christmas and Chanukah. May this time be filled with blessings for you and your family. Related: 2008, blog, chanukah, christmas, comedy, family, greeting, holiday, jackie, jewish, mason, merry, politics, santa, season, video, wisdom Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:
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Jackie Mason Vlog 80 Jackie's New Years Message Posted by: TheUltimateJew
Video duration: 390 seconds Our society is obsessed with status and materialism, instead of the things that truly matter. I hope we all can learn a lesson in this coming year; To focus on, and praise people and things that contribute to the greatness of this world, and not worship people and things that just bring us down a notch on the evolutionary scale. Happy New Year and G-d Bless! Related: bill, clinton, comedian, holidays, jackie, jew, mafia, mason, materialism, new, rich, sopranos, status, symbols, wealthy, wisdom, year Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:
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Jackie Dishes The Dirt On Scientology And Tom Cruise (pt 1) Posted by: TheUltimateJew
Video duration: 578 seconds For a change of pace from my norm, I have some good gossip to show you. Here is part 1 of 2 from my TV show on Scientology and Tom Cruise with Mike Walker from The Enquirer July 11th, 2005. This is one of my favorite episodes so I wanted to share it with you Related: cn8, comcast, comedy, cruise, enquirer, entertainment, gossip, jewish, mike, new, politics, scientology, tom, us, walker, york Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:
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Jackie Mason '08 Vlog 62 Rage At Mayor Bloomberg Posted by: TheUltimateJew
Video duration: 431 seconds I've never been so angry at a politician in my life. Bloomberg's fraud knows no bounds. Related: bloomberg, city, comedy, fraud, jewish, limits, mayor, michael, new, politics, schools, term, third, usa, york Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:
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Jackie Mason Video Blog on "Gun Control" Posted by: TheUltimateJew
Video duration: 358 seconds Jackie discusses gun control Jackie's new book "Schmucks" on sale March 27th http://www.amazon.co m/Schmucks-Favorite- Frauds-Lowlifes-Dang erous/dp/0061126128/ ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/002- 1161824-4855206?ie=U TF8&s=books&qid=1174 875898&sr=8-1 Related: ammendment, association, broadway, comedian, control, gun, guns, jackie, jewish, mason, national, nra, rifle, schmucks, second, star Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:
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Jackie Mason '08 Vlog 55 Obama and the First Debate Posted by: TheUltimateJew
Video duration: 440 seconds Here are my thoughts on the first presidential debate. Although neither candidate had a clear victory Friday night, the media is saying Obama won because he didn't lose. He looked poised and presidential. Well he did look poised as he made no sense! And if looking Presidential is telling bold lies, the Hail to the Chief! Related: 2008, barack, biden, comedy, debate, economy, election, foreign, iran, iraq, jew, john, kissinger, mccain, obama, palin, policy, politics Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video:
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Jackie Mason on "Starbucks" Posted by: TheUltimateJew
Video duration: 458 seconds Jackie delivers a speech on Starbucks. One of the many topics from his new best-selling book "Schmucks" Related: |













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By: budavol. on 30 Jan 08, 18:13:10
Oh, well, now THAT was an intelligent retort, 4RARWOLFMAN. Age-appropriate and IQ-appropriate, I guess. Grow up, kid.
By: 4RARWOLFMAN. on 30 Jan 08, 09:26:02
Suk a dick m8
By: budavol. on 26 Dec 07, 09:37:51
Oh, for Chrissakes, bama! Jackie Mason is a pitiful has-been who is regularly exploited by shameless FauxNews, all because he has turned into a right-wing curmudgeon. If he were at least a FUNNY right-wing curmudgeon, he would be easier to swallow. Alas...
By: xesiria. on 29 Nov 07, 16:10:58
lol...lololololol...i can watch you all day!
By: mredyhcapamab. on 20 Oct 07, 11:08:40
Jackie Mason for President! Hey, if not that, then YOU should be doing the questions for the YouTube "debate!"
By: RatkoUSA. on 13 Oct 07, 07:34:54
JACKIE MASON, THE MAESTRO! SWEET, THANKS ULTIMATE! Every now and then you find something out here in the internet wasteland worth a damn, much rarer to find a jewel. I just got lucky. :D "The world is a dangerous place not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing." --Albert Einstein
By: starjsr. on 11 Oct 07, 20:59:26
Jackie Mason you on YouTube? I thought this is only for young people :) Actually gr8t to have you on! Show your Jewish pride and bring down those liberals!
By: josephdupont. on 09 Oct 07, 02:23:14
Jackie you are and have always been totally amazing. Your stick on how good my doctor is and on the on ballet and opera is priceless. I would like you to something on Brenda Mott and Judge John Mott of Canton, Pa in Bradford County. The IRS apparently does not care about their extra 550,000 tax free undeclared income Brenda stole from the good people of Canton. Something is wrong. Is the IRS only interested in people making money honestly?
By: LIVERLADD. on 08 Oct 07, 21:39:44
LOL oh well i guess i just wanted to live with you in your beautiful house HaHa keep doing your vids Jackie you say what we know is true and you give us a laugh on the way 5/5
By: karimassir. on 08 Oct 07, 19:30:21
Hey Jackie, just wanted to say your hilarious and look forward to your next vlog. A fan from Egypt.
By: BigDaddy1968. on 08 Oct 07, 14:45:39
"I can't remember what I had for breakfast 3 days ago" Yeah, but sex is easier to remember than breakfast. And tastier too... Break it down! Big Daddy Ps Don't worry, I can keep a secret...
By: TheUltimateJew. on 08 Oct 07, 13:40:13
I can't remember what I had for breakfast 3 days ago.. that has to be the most ridiculous question I have ever heard but thanks for being such a loyal viewer and such a fan G-d bless you liverladd
By: oblivion292. on 08 Oct 07, 13:32:38
Looking forward to see you thursday. And I still love that peice you did on starbucks... that was brilliant.
By: LIVERLADD. on 08 Oct 07, 02:59:30
Jackie great vid! Oh and by the way did you have sexual relations with a English woman back in 67? Dad:)
By: sagalat. on 07 Oct 07, 22:53:27
One of the best: "You'll never look like me on this treadmill." "Valary Plame a yente?" Jacky's nutz, of course. "Shameful Democrats" (something, I forget). Hookers at $100, okay, Wives at thousands: "I'm tired!" Bestiality okay, "Unless it's MY horse, MY cow..." Bravo, Mason
By: mosquewatch. on 07 Oct 07, 21:19:02
Brilliant !
By: jordanthecat. on 07 Oct 07, 20:22:13
Looking forward to seeing you in Toronto at the Sony Centre on October 16.